It’s that time of year again – back to school! I know that when I walk into the classroom on Monday sportin' a fresh new backpack filled with sharpened no. 2 pencils and crisp college-ruled notebooks, that I will be ready for every teacher’s favorite inquiry… “What did you do on your summer vacation?”
Teach, have I got some stories for you…
- I spent the summer learning that it only takes a week of regular S Bucks visits in the morning for the staff to knowingly yell out “Venti-Iced-Green-Tea-Unsweetened-for-Stephanie” when you walk up to the counter. Whether this is something I should be proud of or ashamed of is still up for debate – your thoughts on the matter are more than welcome.
- Discovered the amazing culinary treat that is Saluggi’s Pizza.
- Learned that because you either A) Walk out of a building with someone B) Make them laugh or C) Have them grab you a coffee while they are out in the blistering heat means that you must be dating. Duh.
- Speaking of blistering heat, since when did Manhattan become a tropical island?
- Bringing up the topic of fried food will undoubtedly lead to heated discussions over the merits of said fried food. These discussions have been known to last for an absurdly long amount of time and can reach extremely high decibels.
- The bathroom key belongs on the couch. Always.
- There wasn’t much money in the Heineken Bank.
- No matter how many times he tries, Rev Sum has yet to make a garbage can shot without needing a slam-dunk rebound.
- “Stephanie Compromise.” Enough said.
- Eater, Racked, and Curbed are God’s gift to the world wide web. They can find news in the West Village when all hope is seemingly lost. Amen.
- There can never be too many jokes/discussions about Robert Pattinson.
- Lindsay Lohan is still considered a good actress by some (shocking, I know), and Kesha deserves our respect (even more shocking, I know).
- Procrastination is the key to success.
She's not just a good actress, that LiLo...she is an "amazing" actress. The proof is found in Parent Trap!
ReplyDeleteAlso...your vocabulary has increased. Needless to say whenever you drop "bougie" or "crims"...you'll get mad props.
Oh Ke$ha, we really should respect her. Perhaps we could respect her in a discussion over some traditional Mexican Chipotle.
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