Monday, November 22, 2010

Rager at Taj - (Posted in the NearSay Chelsea Nightlife Section)



This was a rager to end all ragers. I'm talking about three 4 Lokos and breaking up with your significant other rager. Full of bad intentions, mixed emotions, and impaired judgment. NearSay "blew the roof" off the "joint" and needless to say, it'll be talked about for the ages. Highlights below:

- Morgan was tearing that sign up desk apart. She was getting subscribers, smiling, and giving out raffle tickets. Simply inspired work and she was totes dominating.



- There was a doorwoman in attendance that had a passing resemblance to one Traz. Morgan and Traz disagreed, but the number in agreement was significantly higher.

- The Silver Fox was in attendance. But much like his MO, he elusively left the party without a word. JStahl also made appearance as well.

- Ned was being Ned, a true gentleman and definite party animal. I think this was his pre-game to another pre-game he was going to attend. No word on the actual game he was attending, or his pre-post-game or post-game plans.

- A wild Dubz was spotted sipping on a drink she likes to call "Ale on the Rocks". Simply pour Ginger Ale (slightly chilled) into a glass with ice. Add a straw, and enjoy.

- David W was the intern of the evening (aside from D$ and Marcela) and he mingled and rubbed elbows with NYC elite.

- Trevor was his usual self, and if he is thinking of changing professions, being a profession Emcee would not be a bad idea.

Last, but not least was what I did afterward. It was 100 percent right, and it felt even better after. I'm talking about Chipoltay. That's right, wonderful, delicious, Chipotle with D$. It was celebratory and we reminisced on those we have lost at NearSay. As the ole saying goes "NearSay, much like love, is a battlefield"






Share your memories below.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Gangsters love dogs too!


I knew that somewhere in this thug's heart there was a soft spot,
So it didn't surprise me that he took a picture with this mutt.
The photo sure looks cute and cuddly on the surface,
But check out 50's screen for his 'gatz' showcase!
I wonder if Fiddy would be friends with CoCo
Or if her obnoxiousness would drive him loco. 
Let's get Doug set up a play date with this baller celebrity,
I'm sure Traz won't be too shy to yell out "Whaddup Fifty!?!"

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ashton Kutcher - The smartest man alive

According to NearSay's newest best friend - the Ashton Kutcher - Robert Pattinson should win every award...ever.  It goes without saying that the Newsdesk is behind these claims 100%.

For more information on this breaking news, check out the video here thanks to our friends uptown at MTV.

Attn: Team

Saluggi's Fridays has a new brother. Porkchop Thursdays.



















Moral of the story:
Pork = love

Thursday, September 9, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Bieber Fever hits NearSay Newsdesk



West Village - The first case of 'Bieber Fever' has hit the NearSay Newsdesk. Dub$ is violently ill with what appears to be a case of dreaded 'BF.' Dub$, usually a faithful intern, has missed the last two days due to a mysterious illness. While symptoms were noticed on Friday, the Fever was only diagnosed last last night. A neighbor who was on the scene stated, 'I knew it was bad when a huge poster of Bieber covered the entrance to her apartment, poor girl.'  Bieber's hits, including 'Baby' and 'One Time', could be heard coming from Dub$' quaint WV studio for the past 24 hours.

EMT's had to tear down the poster which blocked the entrance, causing Dub$ to become violent. She was later subdued and treated for dehydration. While Bieber Fever is known to be quite infectious, results show little trace of it at the NearSay headquarters.

Stay tuned for more of this breaking news story.

Our prayers go out to D$.

C$