West Village - The first case of 'Bieber Fever' has hit the NearSay Newsdesk. Dub$ is violently ill with what appears to be a case of dreaded 'BF.' Dub$, usually a faithful intern, has missed the last two days due to a mysterious illness. While symptoms were noticed on Friday, the Fever was only diagnosed last last night. A neighbor who was on the scene stated, 'I knew it was bad when a huge poster of Bieber covered the entrance to her apartment, poor girl.' Bieber's hits, including 'Baby' and 'One Time', could be heard coming from Dub$' quaint WV studio for the past 24 hours.
EMT's had to tear down the poster which blocked the entrance, causing Dub$ to become violent. She was later subdued and treated for dehydration. While Bieber Fever is known to be quite infectious, results show little trace of it at the NearSay headquarters.
Stay tuned for more of this breaking news story.
Our prayers go out to D$.
C$
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